BARONY OF BODLINGTONE, KINGDOM OF BODLANDIA — In a move that sent shockwaves across the entire Knowne World, the Board of Directors of the Society for Creative Anachronism revoked and denied all future memberships of all members of the Board in their entirety. Following the most recent regularly scheduled conference call, news leaked out almost immediately that the Board had made the unilateral decision to permanently bar their current and further involvement in the SCA going forward.
The SCAllion could only reach one former board member for comment, and received this statement: “We’re kinda tired of taking it on the chin. We figured, as a group, we’ve been doing so many things for the SCA and we’ve gotten nothing but grief for it, so, you know what? Heck with it, we’re R&Ding ourselves and we’re staying right here going forward. This is freaking paradise,we can have actual lives without international emergency decisions at all hours, who wouldn’t want to stay away?”
Society members across the Knowne World responded with what we can only describe as jubilation, a feeling quickly replaced with a more sobering thought: “Shoot, now what?” The SCAllion will continue to follow this story as it develops.